What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

What do you mean son?

Do Flat Earthers exist today? If so, where do they live?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Is heroin really as good as people say it is?

Do you know what she said mum?

What! how could you do that?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

In the TV show Supernatural, why is God portrayed as cruel?

True - how I loved my mum!

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

My girlfriend told me that she wants to move in with me. I have my own apartment and I like my peace and quiet, but I also love her. We've been together for a year now. What should I do?

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

Is it true that people who are possessed by demons cannot see them until the demon is cast out? What is the reason for this?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”